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RT @thejohnblog: Laurence Fishburne’s daughter wants to do porn. I bet he wants to take the red pill AND the blue one and just all the p …

RT @ruthakers: The fact I’m googling a page in my textbook instead of walking upstairs and getting it should tell you everything you nee …

RT @DamienFahey: I honestly can’t think of anything worse than having to watch Steve Buscemi really take his time with a Fig Newton.

RT @thejohnblog: Hey, @alyankovic. Three words. “Cat Scratch Bieber.” Make it happen.

RT @DalaiLama: The more we truly desire to benefit others, the more strength and confidence we develop and the deeper the peace and happ …

RT @LifeIntgFitness: Check out my recent article on the AquaJogger blog. Water workouts are awesome for pregnant woman and others! http: …

RT @ruthakers: Buying Krispy Kreme donuts and Absolut; Clerk asked me if I needed anything else. Pretty sure “Something to live for” wa …

RT @wilw: Plugging my Droid into the aux input in my Mini, listening to customized Slacker stations. Boy do I love living in the future.

RT @adamisacson: “Settle down. You can play Whac-a-Mole when the man with the neck tattoo uses up his tokens.” Chuck E Cheese is such a …

RT @FriedWords: I always test psychics with a knock knock joke. If they say “Who’s there?” I get up and leave.

RT @wilw: Now that I think about it, maybe Rick Sanchez would be more comfortable interviewing renowned seismologist Pat Robertson.

RT @MoRocca: Right now Rick Sanchez huddled w/ Miss Teen South Carolina trying to find Hawaii on the map!

RT @ebertchicago: I would have paid good money to watch GWBush debating a roomful of Democratic leaders for hours. Or even 30 minutes.

RT @Astro_Soichi: Happy B.P. day to all the scouts around the world! Join us for the 15th Nippon Jamboree at http://www.15nj.org/english …

RT @ruthakers: The greatest disappointment in getting a new drivers license is discovering they don’t use Photoshop and this is actually …